113. Do as you’re told (please) ode

Please follow the rules … many of us have been in isolation for over 70 days …

I’ve thought of a tiny positive,
Of having to socially distance,
Your friends won’t be able,
To pinch your pick n mix.

Wearing a mask means,
You’ll save money on lipsticks,
It’ll also hide your wrinkles,
No need to botox your lips.

The tubes will be a nightmare,
But there should be more space,
So you shouldn’t have to travel,
With an armpit in your face.

You might have to queue more,
Live life at a slower pace,
But it’s a small price to pay,
For keeping us safe.

The Parkinality Poet